Life's a Bowl of Cereal, Dick Hubbard

INGREDIENTS:
Anecdotes, stories, laughter, illustrations, Clipboard newsletters, reminiscences, crises, photos, jokes, memories, puns, quotations, recipes, backward flips, near misses, paradoxes, inconsistencies, family histories, waffles, disasters, contradictions and Hubbard grammar all interspersed with a generous sprinkling of humour. And all well-soaked in a honeyed text.

The above are used to carefully craft this artisan product: a book. These ingredients are not necessarily added in descending order of quantity but are gently mixed together in generous proportions, dear reader, for your explicit pleasure.

Note: This book does not contain nuts! The product has an unlimited shelf life. The ingredients contribute to relaxation and enjoyment as part of a happy life.

SERVING SUGGESTIONS: Not to be taken too lightly. Not to be taken in conjunction with a grain of salt! Best consumed from a comfortable leather armchair.

WARNING: Do not overeat product at any one sitting. Over-consumption may cause minor flatulence!